Thursday, 29 Jul 2021

PM goes loco in WhatsApp tirade and calls Matt ‘Coco’ Hancock ‘f***ing hopeless’

Dominic Cummings has revealed PM Boris “Bozo” Johnson branded Health Secretary Matt Hancock “f***ing hopeless”.

“Knobo” Cummings betrayed his former boss by publishing WhatsApp messages he shared with Bozo in the pandemic.

In one exchange, Cummings moaned that “Coco” was holding up Covid testing.

The PM replied: “Totally f***ing hopeless”.

In another, Cummings said the Department of Health had been turning down ventilators as “the price has been marked up”.

Boris passed the buck again, thundering: “It’s Hancock. He has been hopeless.”

The PM revealed he wanted to replace Coco with Michael Gove, saying: “I can’t think of anything except taking Hancock off and putting Gove on.”

The messages were released just before Prime Minister’s Questions on Wednesday, but Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer did not pick up on them.

As Coco was driven to the Commons, a reporter asked: “Are you useless, Mr Hancock?” From behind a Union flag face mask, he mumbled: “I don’t think so.”

Devious Dom told how Bozo cracked jokes and told “rambling stories” instead of seriously chairing crucial Covid committees. He also claimed the PPE shortage “killed” NHS staff.

Downing Street declined to deny the messages were genuine and said: “We are not going to get into engaging with individual allegations.”

Daily Star Says…

We take absolutely no pleasure in saying we told you so.

But Dom “Knobo” Cummings has confirmed what we’ve long been saying.

That Matt “Coco” Hancock is a complete and utter clown.

And that, even more frighteningly, jester-in-chief Boris “Bozo” Johnson has allegedly been thinking the same for more than a year.

So it beggars belief that this total nincompoop is still in office leading our response to the greatest crisis since World War Two.

Especially after such dreadful early failures.

God knows what we’ve done to deserve such a shower of incompetents.

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